Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
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Man this series makes no fucking sense
au where dan and phil magically turned 20 years younger…just imagine them doing chores; i love drawing folds but i also hate drawing folds
adventures of baby dan and tiny phil!
are you fucking kidding me this is so cUTE
If you ever grab someone’s computer and take a hilarious photobooth picture when they’re not watching, you might want to assume that they will, in the end, put it on Tumblr.
yes, very good.
I can confirm this is true:
Nothing screams “straya” like a $20,000 goon bag that is actually part of an ‘artist display’ event.
this is the best line i’ve ever read
Katy Perry does Australia’s weather report for today.
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
omfg i hate my dad’s computer he has a fucking profanity filter i feel like i’m on goddamn neopets or something
LOOK AT THIS SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD
Please ask your dad where he got the profanity filter at. I am going to do this to everyone’s computer. PLEASE TELL ME
humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures
DeGeneres also masterminded the pizza boy gag. “When Ellen said she wanted to do it, we said we’d hire an actor, but she said, ‘No, no, no. You’re not hiring an actor. I want a real pizza delivery person,’ ” Zadan revealed. “We said that the FBI would have to do a background check. She said, ‘I don’t care. I want it to be real. I want this guy to walk in and not know he’s going to the Academy Awards.’ “
She’s a genius
BABY OCELOTS ARE THE CUTEST
ocelot pattern is so in this season and they’re just so adorable so just go faux bro
What a wonderful basket of frui…