#I think the best bit about this #is the way John sort of stares for a second into space #as if he’s repeating that over in his head to make sure sherlock really said that #and then is just like #i mean really sherlock you’re so smart but you’re so dumb jesus #and lestrade looks like he’s biting down on something idk
Beck was a real friend
where does marvel find all these uncomfortably similar-looking actors named chris?
PROOF OF A CHRIS VAULT:
the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this
We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution
I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life
this woukd have made me so happy
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
Single serving Comunion
jesus 2 go
prepackaged and processed for your sins
love sangster’s look of horror in the second to last gif—that moment when you suddenly realize what you did last night (x)
btw i would pay a massive amount to see this pillow fight
There is an official probably drunk RWBY voice actress “Fuck Off!” poster. I don’t know how to express my elation. It’s a magnificent work of beauty and hatred.
I want one.
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
i don’t get it
I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting
So this is what happens when Caitlin realises if you combine Jensen Ackles with Dean Winchester you get Jean Winkles. By far my favourite thing she has ever said.
So I brought it to life with this dodgy edit.
Caitlin! You brought this back. I forgot about this little beauty.